Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
false alarm, still single
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