Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The power of my boobs compel you
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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