I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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