we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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