Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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