Just fell off a train. Bad.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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