brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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