Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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