they need to just BURY HIM!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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