my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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