i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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