He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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