What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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