Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Randomize
