Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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