Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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