Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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