so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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