I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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