I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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