Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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