I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Randomize
