Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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