She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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