Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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