is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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