He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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