I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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