i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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