I skipped work to stalk him.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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