Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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