i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you win again, gameday.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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