Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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