I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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