My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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