ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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