It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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