Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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