Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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