I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.