i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
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He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.