i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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