it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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