SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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