I want to stick my p in your. b.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I have feelings that need drinking.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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