doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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