Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i barfeds in our rink
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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