Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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