I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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