Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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