Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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