dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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