Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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