I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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