why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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