You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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